Little Black One & Co.

LBO: "What's that you say......a talent scout......ooh, where?"

FOO: 'Oh, yeah, *ahem* just over there, see him?"

CB: "Err, isn't that the bloke who brings the straw?"

FOO: *slyly* "No, no, that's definitely a talent scout!"

LBO: "Is he looking? Is he looking this way? Can he see me?"

CB: Err, what's your child doing - it appears to have fallen over or summink?"

LBO: "Eh, what? Child? Um, oh, child is fine........! Is he still there FOO? Is he still looking?"

FOO: "Oh, absolutely.........yes.........looking right at you!"

CB: "Err.......child........?"

LBO: "Child is FINE......she's still there isn't she?" *voice trails off* "Oh, he's gone, the talent scout has gone.....!"

FOO: "Oh what a shaaaaame! Better luck next time, eh?"

LBO: *hopefully* "Do you think he'll call back......phone......ask for photos..........?"

FOO: "Oh, sure to LBO..........sure to.........anyway............err, what IS your child doing?"