Little Black One & Co.

Fat Orange One says:

"Yer what - sorry, didn't quite catch that?
It sounded kinda like yer just said 'Ooh, get him, FOO with his pink girly hairband!'
Care to come over here & repeat that, yer fat bay git?
And for your information...it's a grooming accessory...OK...just a grooming accessory...doesn't mean anything, see?"

LBO: "What's that you say......a talent scout......ooh, where?"

FOO: 'Oh, yeah, *ahem* just over there, see him?"

CB: "Err, isn't that the bloke who brings the straw?"

FOO: *slyly* "No, no, that's definitely a talent scout!"

LBO: "Is he looking? Is he looking this way? Can he see me?"

CB: Err, what's your child doing - it appears to have fallen over or summink?"

LBO: "Eh, what? Child? Um, oh, child is fine........! Is he still there FOO? Is he still looking?"

FOO: "Oh, absolutely.........yes.........looking right at you!"

CB: "Err.......child........?"

LBO: "Child is FINE......she's still there isn't she?" *voice trails off* "Oh, he's gone, the talent scout has gone.....!"

FOO: "Oh what a shaaaaame! Better luck next time, eh?"

LBO: *hopefully* "Do you think he'll call back......phone......ask for photos..........?"

FOO: "Oh, sure to LBO..........sure to.........anyway............err, what IS your child doing?"

Many months have now passed by,
But despite my greatest fear.......
The novelty still hasn't 'just worn off',
'Cos I'm definitely........still here!

They told me that they loved me,
That they'd never part with me,
I thought "I've heard it all before....."
"......so let's just wait & see!"

I couldn't do an awful lot,
I hoped that I wasn't a bore!
But despite my limitations,
They kept coming back for more!

Every day they fetched me in,
And picked out all my feet,
They brushed me, cuddled me, led me round,
And assured me I was still 'sweet'!

They proudly told anyone who'd listen,
Of each new little thing I could 'do',
I started to finally wonder,
Could this honestly really be true?

Did they actually genuinely want me?
Did they love me as one of their own?
Having waited so long, had I really......
Found a place to at long last call 'home'?

Well, I no longer need to feel worried,
My original fears were all wrong,
There is now not the tiniest doubt in my mind........
I have found where I truly..........belong!

Shoild be on by tonight! No, WILL be on by tonight!