Little Black One & Co.

How to spot that rare & elusive creature...the "bin there, done that, got the t-shirt", completely & utterly "childproof pony"!





Child is sulking for England...
...Pony is walking forwards, ears pricked, not remotely concerned...

Child is sulking for England...
Child is now slumped defiantly on pony in "sack of spuds" position...
...Pony is walking forwards, ears pricked, not remotely concerned...

Child is sulking for England...
Child is now slumped defiantly on pony in "sack of spuds" position...
Child has now dropped all rein contact & pretence of riding & is just sitting there glaring...
...Pony is walking forwards, ears pricked, not remotely concerned...

Child is sulking for England...
Child is now defiantly slumped on pony in "sack of spuds" position...
Child has now dropped all rein contact & pretence of riding & is just sitting there glaring...
Child is now mouthing "I hate you, I hate riding, I hate everybody"....
...Pony is walking forwards, ears pricked, not remotely concerned...

Child finally gets off pony, flings arms round his neck & says "I love you..."
...Pony says "There, there...I know you do...I love you too...now where's me tea?!"