Little Black One & Co.

Fat Orange One (in the style of Harry Enfield's 'Frank Doberman' character!!!)

"Oi, Ponies.....! .If you was to say to me......that any gelding wearing a blue check rug was a poof or summink, that neck covers was only fer 'girls' & that any gelding wearing jus' such a rug would be laughed outta the field & 'ave the constant mick taken out of 'im like wiv that wet bloomin' piebald thing......then I would 'ave to say to you......Oi, Ponies, NO!!!